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Post by **NafemanNathan** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 2:17 pm

That's a fair one mate. I wasn't sure whether she was actually aware she was doing it (MPD and all that), but if she's been arguing with your missus about it then she's obviously fully aware

Yeah I say security light to startle her at night, but a simular camera to Puskhi's to catch her at any point during the day as well. You can then accumilate a video log of whenever she shows up on your property then.

bristol_bb4 · Post by **bristol_bb4** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 2:20 pm

2lude wrote:some discrete 2 inch nails in a camo board where she would land nasty but she won't do it again

the thing is with that, she could then reverse the situation and get marc done as that is basically a trap! the Vietcong used something abit like that called a punji pit! they wiped poop on the spikes though!

you'd get a pretty good ass raping for that! although, she definitely wouldn't be back for more!!

JayJay · Post by **JayJay** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 2:26 pm

Tell the police that if she keeps jumping over your fence you're going to put nails down unless they stop her? I mean if you make them aware, then even if they don't believe that she's doing all this, when she does do it you've already warned them!

I don't see the problem with putting traps down as a last resort (at least only those designed to hurt, not maim!). You've informed the police, tell her to stop and if it continues I'm sure a few nails to to the heel will stop her!

Dino · Post by **Dino** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 2:28 pm

Anti vandal paint will be good.
Im planting thorn bushes at the base of the fence too.
Going for a more natural approach.

2lude · Post by **2lude** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 2:43 pm

Other option wait for her to go out can of petrol and a lighter burn her house down and hey presto she's not your neighbor any more lol

Dino · Post by **Dino** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 3:03 pm

Cant use antivandal paint as if she or her kids falls/hurts themselves, then im liable.

However im gonna purchase some UV grease and cover the area where she climbs over in it.

Then lets see her deny it.

Only using a grease, so it doesnt wash away.

Post by **Pushki** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 3:16 pm

Spread some poo on the ground where she climbs over.

nitin_s1 · Post by **nitin_s1** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 3:22 pm

Pushki wrote:Spread some poo on the ground where she climbs over.

Did you mean J//zz or Poo? Can't tell if the word has been changed.

Post by **Pushki** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 3:28 pm

A bit of both should do the trick.

bennyboy · Post by **bennyboy** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 3:43 pm

Pyracantha! That jobby will cut her to shreds....I know because it cut me to shreds when I removed it from the garden.

Alternatively, next time she runs at the door to hit it, open it at the last minute so she falls in... TRESPASSER!

Sorry man, I have been in a similar situation and I know it's really frustrating, hope it gets sorted soon.