Gorgon wrote:Apparently that defies all logic and reason, I expect any day now the very fabric of our dimension will tear, nations will fall as the world descends into chaos at the disruption of the space-time continuum, nature will begin to reclaim our capital cities. Grus japonsensis - the red crowned crane, will rise as leader of all things avian and will coordinate simultaneous attacks on our satellites, plunging us into a second dark age. Night will become day, day will become night, eventually Saturn will eat the moon and we will no longer have tides, and all water will be sucked off the planet by the huge gravitational pull of a gas giant. The spinning momentum of the earth will soon get out of normal ranges, the planet will oscillate irregularly as our axis and magnetic fields shift, becoming ever more violent until we break orbit with the sun and head off out of the galaxy at 4.6 times the speed of light. We'll slowly die one by one, a handful of people manage to preserve the remaining food and tunnel deep into the earth's mantle to keep warm, forming a eusocial colony much like that of the naked mole rat. A millennia will pass before we collide with another planet in a far away galaxy almost at the edge of the universe. Humans rise again and surge out of the underground caves, only to discover a planet ruled by 24 year olds where each household is entitled to an immaculate 5G.
You had that dream too?! I managed to survive with the minority until the end, but then I shot myself in the head when I saw what the world had become!
32, I recon 7 years of ludes (5 ludes total), and I also drive an '89 Accord Aerodeck
