Noob gal from Kent

mercutio · Post by **mercutio** » Wed Apr 22, 2015 10:56 pm

paul bristol uk wrote:Welcome to LG I am mature like vintage cheese old and crumbly!

and covered in mold

welcome in

Post by **paul bristol uk** » Wed Apr 22, 2015 11:23 pm

mercutio wrote:
paul bristol uk wrote:Welcome to LG I am mature like vintage cheese old and crumbly!
and covered in mold

welcome in

You don't know she might like my blue vein

Post by **NafemanNathan** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 12:10 am

No Paul, No!

Post by **simonc** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 12:54 am

paul bristol uk is Keith Lemon.

Post by **simonc** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 1:02 am

Hello Rachel and welcome. I am the absolute expert on everything related to Preludes and know the workings and foibles of these beasts like the back of my hand. I pretend I'm useless and have to rely on the guys here to answer my often ridiculously daft questions but that's just a smokescreen for my talent. It's just my way of testing them.
So, if you've any problems, no matter how technical, feel free to ask Guru Si.

(p.s. Everything I've written above, other than 'Hello Rachel and welcome' is complete tosh. I know nowt but the guys here will willingly help out, no matter what)

rainbow_nugget · Post by **rainbow_nugget** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 9:40 am

Well that all escalated rather quickly!!

simonc wrote:Hello Rachel and welcome. I am the absolute expert on everything related to Preludes and know the workings and foibles of these beasts like the back of my hand. I pretend I'm useless and have to rely on the guys here to answer my often ridiculously daft questions but that's just a smokescreen for my talent. It's just my way of testing them.
So, if you've any problems, no matter how technical, feel free to ask Guru Si.
(p.s. Everything I've written above, other than 'Hello Rachel and welcome' is complete tosh. I know nowt but the guys here will willingly help out, no matter what)

Takes a real man to admit that, I admire you sir!

Post by **simonc** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:09 am

Thank you madam. Well, there's no point me pretending otherwise given my history of moaning and whining

However, I'm a genius with a polishing cloth. I can polish my car and everything on it till it screams for mercy.

rainbow_nugget · Post by **rainbow_nugget** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:25 am

simonc wrote:Thank you madam. Well, there's no point me pretending otherwise given my history of moaning and whining
However, I'm a genius with a polishing cloth. I can polish my car and everything on it till it screams for mercy.

That's hot! I would ask if you are available for hire as I have zero motivation at the moment but I have just spotted your location. How inconvenient!!

The "S" express · Post by **honda-hardy** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:26 am

oh my life, what a great read. welcome along to the club.

Sims_lude · Post by **Sims_lude** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 11:26 am

Welcome, seem to be building a South East crew with out even knowing it!