You stop messing about Jonja! What you doing?!
It's alright bud, you actually wrote is prefectly well, almost too well

As Donald said, in this day and age most of us have got very lazy with the way we speak (not just the way we type), yet in other countries our language is still taught correctly, so when a foreigner such as yourself does ask a question in the correct manor, it almost sounds like you're from the 16th century!
For example you said "For what lude is that radiator?" (Almost shakespearean style in my head lol), where as most of us would have said "What/Which lude's that radiator for?"... It just sounds a lot cruder the way we say it in comparison
