What's your No 1 pet hate on the roads?

Dbo · Post by **Dbo** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:37 pm

happened to me

a girl i knew (very nice) was waving hello and i didn't see the traffic infront come to a stop, straight up the ass of a MG BGT no damage to mine but the guy i hit was happy as hell. his chrome rusty bumper fell off and he said i have been waiting months for that to happen so i could have a new bumper fitted. (glad to say a m8 of mine collected MG's and did it for him, lucky escape)

Post by **fweakyg** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:38 pm

Mine is Speed Bumps !!!!! ..I hate them and occasionally ground on them

The noise of the car being scraped is agonising !

Tashini · Post by **Tashini** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:39 pm

bristol_bb4 wrote:either ban it or ban women from wearing any clothes at all when its over 17 degrees? that way we'd EVENTUALLY get bored of seeing them naked and not be so interested anymore?

Would never work. Bouncing boobs never get boring...

Tashini · Post by **Tashini** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:40 pm

fweakyg wrote:Mine is Speed Bumps !!!!! ..I hate them and occasionally ground on them

The noise of the car being scraped is agonising !

It is gut wrenching! Just the thought of the noise makes me cringe...

Post by **NafemanNathan** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:40 pm

The thing worse than crashing whilst having a perv is having your girlfriend catch you perving

Dbo · Post by **Dbo** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:40 pm

bristol_bb4 wrote:either ban it or ban women from wearing any clothes at all when its over 17 degrees? that way we'd EVENTUALLY get bored of seeing them naked and not be so interested anymore?

speak for yourself m8 never get bored of that. was a doorman for 20 years and worked in for your eyes only
never got bored of that sight.

bristol_bb4 · Post by **bristol_bb4** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:42 pm

Dbo wrote:happened to me a girl i knew (very nice) was waving hello and i didn't see the traffic infront come to a stop, straight up the ass of a MG BGT no damage to mine but the guy i hit was happy as hell. his chrome rusty bumper fell off and he said i have been waiting months for that to happen so i could have a new bumper fitted. (glad to say a m8 of mine collected MG's and did it for him, lucky escape)

lol thats abit of a result, i just know the day i crash into the back of someone because i was perving, it will DEFFO be the girls Humongous black boyfriend and his 10 bouncer mates who ive crashed into

Tashini · Post by **Tashini** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:42 pm

NafemanNathan wrote:The thing worse than crashing whilst having a perv is having your girlfriend catch you perving

I don't ban my fella...I just give my rating for whoever he pervs at....

bristol_bb4 · Post by **bristol_bb4** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:43 pm

NafemanNathan wrote:The thing worse than crashing whilst having a perv is having your girlfriend catch you perving

pffft thats easy man, when your mrs asks you why your staring at a girl, just reply with "i just cant believe what a skank she looks" works like a charm im telling you!

Post by **NafemanNathan** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:44 pm

Now I just critise how short their skirts are. I'm not sure if she falls for it or not, but hey ho I still get to look