What's your No 1 pet hate on the roads?

Post by **NafemanNathan** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:45 pm

bristol_bb4 wrote:
NafemanNathan wrote:The thing worse than crashing whilst having a perv is having your girlfriend catch you perving
pffft thats easy man, when your mrs asks you why your staring at a girl, just reply with "i just cant believe what a skank she looks" works like a charm im telling you!

Exactly. Lesson very quickly learnt

Man do we know how to evolve!

bristol_bb4 · Post by **bristol_bb4** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:48 pm

haha mate ive done the exact same thing! "uhhh look how tight her tights are you can totally see her thong thats disgusting"

'92 Si VTEC · Post by **jjmartin349571** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:57 pm

NafemanNathan wrote:The thing worse than crashing whilst having a perv is having your girlfriend catch you perving

Get some sunglasses

then she can't see where you're looking

she'll just think you're protecting yourself from the dazzling sun so you can be a safer driver haha

Or counter attack - everytime I see my girlfriend looking out the window and a girl happens to be there, I immediately accuse her of eying the girl up, and throw an imitation girlfriend level sulk

pisses her off like a charm. Between that and 'yellow car' we're always on great terms after a long journey lol

bristol_bb4 · Post by **bristol_bb4** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:59 pm

haha the counter attack - i like it!

Tashini · Post by **Tashini** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:01 am

Boys, I hate to spoil your fun...but you know women don't actually fall for any of the above.

Next time try 'Yeah okay babe, I was perving. I'm sorry but I just like to appreciate what I have...I have perv on you all the time...like the other day when (insert first example that comes into your head)...

You will also find you are then normally allowed to perv...

bristol_bb4 · Post by **bristol_bb4** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:02 am

i would end up with an axe hanging out of my head if i said that to my mrs...

lxstuart · Post by **lxstuart** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:08 am

People who poodle along on the motorway, but then speed up when you move out to overtake.

Particularly irritating when you're in roadworks.

Tashini · Post by **Tashini** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:13 am

bristol_bb4 wrote:i would end up with an axe hanging out of my head if i said that to my mrs...

I know I'm not a normal girl...I mean, whats the big deal? You're only banging her in your head...

'92 Si VTEC · Post by **jjmartin349571** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:17 am

bristol_bb4 wrote:i would end up with an axe hanging out of my head if i said that to my mrs...

Second

And for some reason trying to get away with it using a stupid plan is far more fun

Going back to the topic though

I agree on the cyclist thing. I drive a busy C road every day that's a main commuter route out my town. Many blind corners and it's a 50 limit. If someone is cycling at 10mph on the corner, as I come round at 50, neither of us stand a chance. And on the straights, I have to slow right down, then hammer past them, pissing out fuel. I hate how inconsiderate cycling is, for some reason most of the Lycra crew seem to think they have some supreme right over everyone else to be on the road, and we must all accommodate them no matter what hassle that entails. I personally think they should be banned from roads where the bike/car closing speed is likely to be higher than 20mph, cos tbh I don't want a dent in the front of my car and a court appearance when all I'm trying to do is get to work

bristol_bb4 · Post by **bristol_bb4** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:19 am

and what about on sundays when they line up cycling down the road? like 2 or 3 next to eachother? god give me strength i really could slap them with a trout