Official UK National Meet Thread - 26-27 July 2014

Post by **NafemanNathan** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 3:29 pm

Well that sucks!

Confused · Post by **Confused** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 3:36 pm

Damn, sorry to hear that James.

If there's anything we can do... be sure to let us know!

Post by **NafemanNathan** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 3:41 pm

Confused wrote:f there's anything we can do... be sure to let us know!

Take the farmer in question out on the way in

Post by **Vtecmec** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 3:46 pm

Post by **lewd lude lover** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 4:31 pm

The farm hand has a bee in his bonnet about me is the problem and he feeds the crippled farmer poison. I have a life he like the look of and he doesn't like seeing me lead it basically.
They just had to repair a leak in the cattle trough in the field and have told me to pay the bill. I questioned this and all hell broke loose. Told I'm a wind up merchant, mile taking inch giver etc etc etc. Calling me all the names under the sun.

Then the farm hand starts screaming at me to get the drokk out at the top of his pink faced lungs

I'v done a count up of all the monies and we can pay the bill but thats every penny pretty much. that means no money for the basic stuff at a bbq like sauces, bread salad etc which was what that was earmarked for ( that and a popup marquee nitin was going to look at later on today

) so everyone will need to bring that kinda stuff as well. Otherwise just keep out of their way while you're here

The drokked up thing is that we pay them bloody good money for the bit of field we use for the ponies. I can honestly say i have never been spoken to like that without it getting punchy. His big farming hands were itching to poke me and I really fancied biting his nose off but I had to back down(not that I was riled up) and take his abuse or come on here with bad news and have to find a new paddock. lol...

aint country people like children? badly adjusted children.

bb1boy · Post by **bb1boy** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 4:46 pm

Come Saturday, maybe you let some of us loose with your swords and the farm hand...

Seriously though, I don't mind donating some more to the cause. Or maybe just tell us what to bring so we don't all bring ketchup..

W1ggz · Post by **W1ggz** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 4:52 pm

If we could get a proper list together so we don't turn up with 1000 sausages and 10 loaves of bread lol

Post by **lewd lude lover** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 4:56 pm

I had already counted the bottle of whisky for the farmer into the total so in actual fact we have about £40 left in the kitteh

Thats plenty for bread, sauce and salad so we should be ok. Just stick to what you were all planning on bringing. meat predominantly but some unusual breads etc if you fancy.

I'm just getting my anger on now

Strutting about the house all pissed off and shouting at the walls

I just dont ever want to understand Cuntry folk. They are all the same.

No sword action as we still need the pony field. I'll be eating a very big jobby sandwich later on when i take over the cash so thats enough for now. Dont worry though, they will feel the pinch elsewhere in time. I will make sure of that. i dont like to not be able to respond there and then when someone attacks me and I am a nasty rhubarb when it comes to revenge.

The "S" express · Post by **honda-hardy** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 5:18 pm

bloomin heck james, that escallated quickly. do you still want me to get hold of another gazebo if i can?

Post by **lewd lude lover** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 5:41 pm

yes mate that might be a good idea. we have a few and the one nitin was looking at was mainly as its a bargain for a club tent and then we could send the other one somewhere else in the country to be used at other shows.

With the extra people i fancied making sure we had enough coverage so if you can get one go for it but dont stress it.

yes it did escalate very quickly. basically if i had gone in there and said ''yes no problem I'll pay that bill thats totally unrelated to me holding a car rally with the clubs money, no problem'' then i would have been fine. As it was i questioned what the one had to do with the other and got the biggest mouthful I have ever had. Like pure rage. rage like you see on cartoon farmers. Massive veins on his head and everything. It would have been comical but for the seriousness of the situation. One second the whole meets off and he's telling me he's going to padlock the fields and the next its on, pay the bill and get the drokk out. i am still angry i couldn't do anything but take it. Fucki ng cun#ts.

reality is that this will be the last meet while we live here and they are now on my list of people to spit on the ground when they go past. Soon as we move i will do it again but we better make the most of this year.

Argh

Lude Generation

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