I'm not sure if you're actually calling me facetious or creating the word facetous, which I suppose you could say I am (if it was a valid word).
I have learnt the hard way (not really, learning implies caring) that if you're going to correct someone, you'd better be right yourself.

You did also miss several other errors in the original post and a comma in your most recent one, by the way.
I can do this all day.
