Some great comments on here, making me smile
I think the ford dashboard yoghurt pot theme and back pain seats must be standard ford. It was 35 miles home in the fiesta last night and about half way through I realised my lower back was really starting to hurt in a really uncomfortable way! And today I have scared myself in the fiesta with its lack of grip in the wet and strange noises coming from the rear suspension. Lost the back end a couple of times going fairly slowly in second gear round some bends that the lude will do at twice the speed without so much as a wobble. Having made it to work alive, just about!, I was then the laughing stock of the office with my porsche fiesta

I've heard all the quips today including accusations that I'd only rented the cayman for a month.
I still think the 107 may have been my worst. Best has to be a red Audi A3 when my old car was in for service although I expect to better that when I part company with £610 for the caymans next service
Micras must be popular, I declined one offered by a body shop while my audi was being repaired last year. I was tempted until the bloke described it as a little roller skate and that did it for me. I made the insurance rent me something which (and I'd probably tempted fate with my micra snobbishness) turned out to be a gutless 1.2 corsa with no specification of note apart from a bizarre heated steering wheel! Totally confusing as I thought these were reserved for high end Mercs etc. I'm lucky enough to regularly get some very nice hire cars for work so it makes up for all these other lemons!