Drunken, Crazy and Stupid Thoughts Thread

Crazy_C · Post by **Crazy_C** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:19 am

Well seeing as I'm back I thought I'd start this thread. Always seems a good idea to me (which is probably a worrying enough thought on its own!) so here we go!!!!

Cars at the moment have standard controls and you can get steering wheel n pedal set ups for your games console, but how long will it be till that is reversed?

Why do some cars have ashtrays but no lighter, just a 12V accessory plug socket and you have to pay extra for a lighter?

And why do tailgates on cars only open upwards these days? What happened to all the brilliant tailgate designs of the 60s and 70s? Clamshell, retracting roof sections, they've all been lost to the history books

And a final thought; if man were traveling at a fraction under the speed of sound, and knocked one out in the direction of travel, would his ejaculation break the sound barrier and create a sonic boom?

mercutio · Post by **mercutio** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:56 am

dont think i would want to drive a car via joystick then i would be stephen hawking

some civics have clamshell hatches i think its the jdm ones.
and i think you would be covered in your own man syrup if you knocked one out at that speed because unlike a 50 cal you dont have the firepower

Dbo · Post by **Dbo** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:48 am

i can answer the lighter one. they try to discourage smoking while driving as they deem this to be as unsafe as talking on a mobile phone (and they are trying to make it the same offence as we speak) you get to keep the ashtray at the moment because if they see you throw fag butt out of window this to is a fineable offence for littering and a hazard if your lit fag burns the car behind you.

Post by **Kawa** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:38 am

Oh no, the thread title scares me

Crazy_C · Post by **Crazy_C** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:29 pm

Kawa, you shouldn't be scared. Come on in, enjoy the party

Mercutio, you do have a fair amount of force behind the projection. I have seen videos online of it going over a bed and hitting the cameraman in the face!!

The civic clam shell is cool but that's like the only one, and that wasn't as cool as the ones from the 60s n 70s that had 3 or 4 different ways of opening! There were even cars where the window went into the tailgate and the tailgate went under the car! How cool is that?

Dbo, cheers for that, makes sense but still seems stupid to me as a smoker.

Post by **NafemanNathan** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:13 pm

Crazy_C wrote:And a final thought; if man were traveling at a fraction under the speed of sound, and knocked one out in the direction of travel, would his ejaculation break the sound barrier and create a sonic boom?

That's one strong wrist action to be knocking one out at that speed. And I'm sure your wrist action alone would be breaking the sound barrier

Crazy_C · Post by **Crazy_C** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:14 pm

Damn, could you imagine that, each time your wrist went forwards it would break the sound barrier? That would just be awesome!!!

Post by **Donald** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:16 pm

I'm sure it very nearly does with some people anyway

lxstuart · Post by **lxstuart** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 6:43 pm

Crazy_C wrote:And a final thought; if man were traveling at a fraction under the speed of sound, and knocked one out in the direction of travel, would his ejaculation break the sound barrier and create a sonic boom?

I would imagine that there would be one hell of an air pocket created in your japseye

mercutio · Post by **mercutio** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 6:47 pm

and blow your japs eye until its as big as your mouth and your foreskin stretches so much you could wear it like a snood