Grey and Invisible

Post by **paul bristol uk** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 11:56 pm

So there I was waiting for the Postman and the deluge of Birthday Cards I hoped would come. Nothing except a council tax bill and a load of junk mail telling me to insure myself for my funeral and to leave something behind for my loved ones( yes right they will get the effing bill for it!) One of my stepchildren(he is 51) turned up with a card saying he got 10 for a pound and here was mine so that means I am worth 10p to him

The other two rang up to say they forgot. Still 2 cards with the one from my wife anyway. Thought I would cheer myself up and see who remembered Granddad Paul on LG on his 71st Birthday,yep sod all here as well

Bitter not me, (just try posting an Item for sale without following the rules or starting an nasty argument on here and see what happens!)

The old grey git will bite back(if he could find his teeth)

I am off to polish my elbow crutches now so goodnight all

Post by **Gayno** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 12:22 am

Ah Paul, feel bad for you

you know we on here won't forget about you, birthday or not

lxstuart · Post by **lxstuart** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 12:40 am

That's sad. I hope you had a good day, aside from the card famine.

Just make sure you treat yourself to something nice on their birthdays

YouTube · Post by **Sailor** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 1:16 am

Relax, Paul.
There's only 178 days to go to Grandparent's Day ...

... pop this in envelope with a stamp this for later use?

Post by **simonc** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 2:39 am

Happy birthday fella.

Post by **4thgenphil** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 7:12 am

Welcome to the forum

Post by **paul bristol uk** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:26 am

Who are you? are you the guy from the Council that brings me my incontinence pads every week?

Post by **NafemanNathan** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:34 am

Is this another one of your jokes? I don't get it.

Belated happy birthday to you though Paul. Seems if you're not on Facebook these days no one will "remember" your birthday anymore.

Post by **NafemanNathan** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:34 am

paul bristol uk wrote:Who are you? are you the guy from the Council that brings me my incontinence pads every week?

No, he's the guy that collects them after

lxstuart · Post by **lxstuart** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 10:25 am

NafemanNathan wrote:
paul bristol uk wrote:Who are you? are you the guy from the Council that brings me my incontinence pads every week?
No, he's the guy that uses them after

Edited, for accuracy.