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Post by wurlycorner » Sat Feb 22, 2014 10:43 am

Donald wrote:A few years back I worked on quite a large job on Canvey Island (can't remember for the life of me what it was, only building a scaffold staircase into a huge pit, but I'm sure you're familiar with the site)
Not familiar with it, but all of Canvey looks the same anyway;
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so, yep :lol:

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Post by Donald » Sat Feb 22, 2014 7:58 pm

Yep :lol: we're talking like 2009 ish, I remember cranes and big machines banging things in the ground, wasn't part of an existing site. Doesn't matter anyway! :lol:

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Post by Sailor » Sat Feb 22, 2014 8:48 pm

Ah, Canvey. Home of my auntie - and of course the incomparable Wilko Johnson.
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Post by hondansxr » Sat Feb 22, 2014 11:33 pm

police wont touch them either as they are scared :roll:

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Post by Crazy_C » Sun Feb 23, 2014 1:06 am

I remember years ago, when slightly drunk, I thought it'd be funny to steal the cat off a pikey's Transit (was actually amazed it still had the cat on it!!), and I sold it to another pikey :lol:
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Post by mart609 » Mon Feb 24, 2014 8:05 pm

my next door neighbour has had the cat cut out of his kia 4x4 twice inthe last year.

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Post by wurlycorner » Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:50 am

:shock: Did no-one tell him that you're not supposed to leave them locked inside with the windows shut on a hot day? :?
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Post by lewd lude lover » Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:57 am

they are doing it round our area as well. bishops cleeve and chelters getting hit.
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Post by jjmartin349571 » Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:16 pm

Wipe dog jobby on your cat if you have a 4x4, that'll be a nice surprise for them when they're fumbling in the dark :lol:

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Post by lxstuart » Tue Feb 25, 2014 3:42 pm

And it will smell gorgeous if they don't touch it.
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