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by Sailor » Sat Aug 31, 2013 6:13 pm
Chill out, chaps.
We have badgers, deer, hares, rabbits, horses, pheasants, pedestrians, cyclists, tractors, weasels, broken tree branches and and and ... you get the picture. And what's the most irritating of the lot? Large, powerful cars doing 24mph.
Hampshire's full of horses. And why not? They can add at least 5 minutes to one of my regular journeys. Tractors can add 10. in the main, horses are to be found where the lay of the land is to be savoured, not raced through.
As for unpredictability: we've had two write-offs in the last few years. One was caused by a frightened bambi; the other by a bitch-cow driving a Golf. Horses are thick, stupid beasts, I grant you, and we'd be better off riding intelligent creatures like pigs. But they're not the most dangerous of beasts in the countryside. That position is permanently reserved for humans.
International Pensioner of Mystery