What are the differences between JDM and UKDM Gen 5 ludes?

Post by **Donald** » Mon Oct 29, 2012 8:50 pm

Urethra length was mentioned

that's your body lemonade pipe, longer than your penis so supercedes it.

Post by **RattyMcClelland** » Mon Oct 29, 2012 8:53 pm

Erect or flacid? Erect but directed could be the money maker.
What about a heavier viscosity fluid transfer? Wanking in the wind.

Post by **Donald** » Mon Oct 29, 2012 9:07 pm

Erect would be better.

Heavier fluid, more weight so I can see your thinking... but more weight. Plus ejaculation is controlled by a muscle (bulbospongiosus if you want to know) in your gooch area, so below where semen is actually kept, as it were. So the muscle contraction has to send the force up, then push the semen along. Pissing is better since you can control pressure on your bladder to increase flow and you have the help of gravity. You can't make your ji22ing (lol it sed pooing) muscle contract harder voluntarily.

Post by **RattyMcClelland** » Mon Oct 29, 2012 9:11 pm

Gorgon wrote:You can't make your ji22ing (lol it sed pooing) muscle contract harder voluntarily.

Ill try and get more facials on the go for practice.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » Mon Oct 29, 2012 9:23 pm

kin ell boys

be buggered

Post by **lewd lude lover** » Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:42 pm

USDM and EDM whatnow?

who cares thats for septics and eurotrash

JDM is always the winner regardless due to the consistant condition compared to a ukdm car of the same age and miles.

JDM gets all the BEST TOYS.

nitin_s1 · Post by **nitin_s1** » Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:56 pm

^This.

Post by **RattyMcClelland** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 12:00 am

What she said.

89 UKDM BA4 4WS (resto job!) · Post by **wurlycorner** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:58 pm

I've got UKDM and JDM 4th gens and as Gorgon says, pro's and con's to both.

Basically, just

...Meh...

to the whole thing

Post by **lewd lude lover** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:30 pm

^^^that was a really worthwhile post there wurly