VTEC working or not?

bb1boy · Post by **bb1boy** » Tue Aug 27, 2013 10:16 am

damn hardened tarts!! Ah, it is true that in some parts of the country girls require a VTEC blast followed by a Scooby dump-valve ..and in the really rich areas they also require a nitrous purge at 20 feet.

mercutio · Post by **mercutio** » Tue Aug 27, 2013 10:18 am

oh well 2 out of 3 isn't enough

bb1boy · Post by **bb1boy** » Tue Aug 27, 2013 10:20 am

No, but it may get you a low rent hooker ..or a ladyboy

...move house Merc, live where the girls are easy - Essex, for example

mercutio · Post by **mercutio** » Tue Aug 27, 2013 10:23 am

Post by **Donald** » Tue Aug 27, 2013 5:47 pm

Who wants an easy girl though?

89 UKDM BA4 4WS (resto job!) · Post by **wurlycorner** » Tue Aug 27, 2013 6:08 pm

mercutio · Post by **mercutio** » Tue Aug 27, 2013 7:51 pm

Donald wrote:Who wants an easy girl though?

Really !!! don't believe you said that you Sir have no gentleman's sausage

(cue the man crisps plastic tube)

Post by **Donald** » Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:45 pm

The reluctant ones are the best though.

You can live out that one fantasy that every man has, that your penis is a knife and you're stabbing them to death and no one is coming to save them. The screaming and 'no's make it just that little but more authentic too.

Right..?

And what is this about crisps?

Post by **Doggo** » Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:37 pm

kris_aka_edu · Post by **kris_aka_edu** » Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:40 pm

Poor bloke only asked a simple question and gets this!