nice little runaround

mercutio · Post by **mercutio** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 8:47 pm

http://www.wehostdns.net/clio-ebay/renault_clio.html

Post by **rob quilter** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 8:50 pm

Saw this earlier, made me lol.

89 UKDM BA4 4WS (resto job!) · Post by **wurlycorner** » Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:17 am

Q: Im married and got another littleun on the way. As such i aint getting a good seeing to from the missus. If i bought this car would i be able to pull a chav bint that can suck golf balls through straws for the price of a couple of aftershocks? 20-Mar-10
A: Not as well as ur bitch. She good man. But lok afta me kid yo.

Q: I say old chap, one is looking for a nice auto for ones Mother in Law. Do you think this might suit the old gal? would there be a danger of her getting beaten senseless if she were to, by pure accident, pull into McDonalds car park, dont you know? If so, this could be the car for me... 20-Mar-10
A: she not get beaten. she get boned. bring da girl over. me is likein a MILF

Q: Yo Badman. Dem wheels is cris Av U got an addy so me n me bro's can hit your crib & check out da motor. Jus a few q's though. Is Da motor belled up? Has U got any ov dem CCTV tings at you gaff or any other sort ov security bizinezz & what time ov nite do U & yo bitches go asleep? BIG UP FROM DA BADBOUY HOOLIGUN TWOCKING MASSIVE 20-Mar-10
A: Me hearin ya'll. I is got bells & dogs blodd. Me not sllep wiv da bitches i is bonein' dem al night. Yo and youz crew not blaggin ma wheels from me manna. Dissin ma ride man.