Black 5G, Norwich

Post by **Donald** » Sun Aug 09, 2015 8:19 pm

Just spotted a handsome, bearded man in a black R reg 5G. You passed the pretty motherfucker with a Tesco carrier bag as you approached the nightmarish road closure on Unthank.

Motegi wheels, red S2000 seats.

89 UKDM BA4 4WS (resto job!) · Post by **wurlycorner** » Sun Aug 09, 2015 10:12 pm

Donald wrote:You passed the pretty motherfucker with a Tesco carrier bag

Sent the mrs out shopping for you again?

Post by **Donald** » Sun Aug 09, 2015 10:12 pm

You got me

Post by **Doggo** » Sun Aug 09, 2015 11:08 pm

Your description forgot the "drokk you" attitude and the thousand-yard stare.

It still somehow manages to read like one of those "I saw you, please get in touch" emails to arty freesheets, though. Impressive.

Edit: Swear filter on quotes? Really?

Post by **Donald** » Mon Aug 10, 2015 2:57 pm

89 UKDM BA4 4WS (resto job!) · Post by **wurlycorner** » Mon Aug 10, 2015 3:38 pm

What the hell?

Post by **Donald** » Mon Aug 10, 2015 6:41 pm

For our mystery owner.

"There's a boy I know, he's the one I dream of
Looks into my eyes, takes me to the clouds above
Ooh I lose control, can't seem to get enough
When I wake from dreaming, tell me is it really love

How will I know (Don't trust your feelings)
How will I know
How will I know (Love can be deceiving)
How will I know
How will I know if he really loves me"