This is getting good!!sarah_h wrote:You must mean from when i projectile vomited up my dinner having caught a glimpse of you in the skirt I think.lxstuart wrote:I'm still trying to wash out the stains you left on it.sarah_h wrote:I haven't managed to get custody of the skirt from lxstuart yet!
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Hmmm, from the stories I've heard about you, I wouldn't have thought you'd have a gag reflex.sarah_h wrote:You must mean from when i projectile vomited up my dinner having caught a glimpse of you in the skirt I think.lxstuart wrote:I'm still trying to wash out the stains you left on it.sarah_h wrote:I haven't managed to get custody of the skirt from lxstuart yet!
Howzit37 wrote:lxstuart thinks Lewd Lude Lover has a pretty mouth and becomes particularly messy when there are sleeping women in nearby tents, also...having administered so much chloroform and rohypnol in the past, he now smells like a date rape kit enveloped in shame...and as a finale, he masterbates, A LOT, probably while wrapped in some "kinky" barbed wire.
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Never mind gag reflex, the sight of you in a skirt would cause an automatic purging of anyone's stomach!lxstuart wrote:Hmmm, from the stories I've heard about you, I wouldn't have thought you'd have a gag reflex.sarah_h wrote:You must mean from when i projectile vomited up my dinner having caught a glimpse of you in the skirt I think.lxstuart wrote:I'm still trying to wash out the stains you left on it.sarah_h wrote:I haven't managed to get custody of the skirt from lxstuart yet!
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No, I think its got more to do with the ice cream you were sharing with that other girl.
Howzit37 wrote:lxstuart thinks Lewd Lude Lover has a pretty mouth and becomes particularly messy when there are sleeping women in nearby tents, also...having administered so much chloroform and rohypnol in the past, he now smells like a date rape kit enveloped in shame...and as a finale, he masterbates, A LOT, probably while wrapped in some "kinky" barbed wire.
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Howzit37 wrote:lxstuart thinks Lewd Lude Lover has a pretty mouth and becomes particularly messy when there are sleeping women in nearby tents, also...having administered so much chloroform and rohypnol in the past, he now smells like a date rape kit enveloped in shame...and as a finale, he masterbates, A LOT, probably while wrapped in some "kinky" barbed wire.
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