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Post by wurlycorner » Fri May 31, 2013 11:25 am

Yep, I wouldn't expect them to get panels from Audi? (unless it's an Audi dealer :? )

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Post by sarah_h » Fri May 31, 2013 3:19 pm

Well it's in the hands of Harlequin Motors in Leicester now. They just picked it up. Very sad seeing it disappear on a trailer.

Even sadder seeing the Peugeot 107 they've left me with. Jesus I have never seen a car built on such a budget - no door trim, no arch liners etc. it's an engineering feat!
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Post by mercutio » Fri May 31, 2013 3:20 pm

lol sarah you certainly like your cars :lol:
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Post by sarah_h » Fri May 31, 2013 3:35 pm

It makes me want to get an MOT tomorrow on the prelude so I don't have to drive the tinny garage advert on wheels! I have never witnessed such thrift! It only has one wiper blade for christs sake! The interior trim is so sparse it's like a track car that's been stripped out. Amazingly it does have central locking and electric windows (but you can't open the passenger side one without reaching over-not that it's very far away!). How they managed to make it a 4 door I don't know, the rear doors shut right up against the rear light clusters!
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Post by lxstuart » Fri May 31, 2013 6:56 pm

Perhaps try to show your displeasure by returning the car with bald front tyres.
And removing the air filter will almost certainly make it sound a little bit sportier.
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Post by sarah_h » Fri May 31, 2013 7:58 pm

lxstuart wrote:Perhaps try to show your displeasure by returning the car with bald front tyres.
And removing the air filter will almost certainly make it sound a little bit sportier.
Well I've just finished adding go faster stripes to it. Will whip the air filter out next then ;)
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Post by mercutio » Fri May 31, 2013 10:46 pm

:lol: they will love you for it
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Re: My case for unluckiest driver of the year...

Post by sarah_h » Mon Jun 03, 2013 7:11 pm

Well...first trip out in the 107 today. I reckon it's at least doubled the time it takes me to get to work, which makes sense since I have gone from 140bhp to 68bhp, will have to get up earlier tomorrow to compensate. I should point out that the actual model of this car is the 107 'Active' which I feel is probably a breach of the trade descriptions act. Thought I would bore you all with my thoughts on this horrible piece of French engineering (I'm not anti-French, my first car that I learned to drive in was a 1990 Citroen Ax GT which was bloody fantastic, even if it did have the safety properties of a biscuit tin).

Anyway, what I have noticed so far on the exterior:

- A single front wiper which appears to morph into a coat hanger shape when in use. The thrift stops there as you do get two washer jets.
- Somehow they've managed to make it a 4 door! Took me a while to notice since the door meets the rear light cluster and only just fits!
- There are no wheel arch liners.
- The wheel trims have been removed through fear of them being stolen, I never realised there was a black market for Peugeot wheel trims!
- The button to open the boot is completely sub-standard.
- The car is less than 3 months old/1200 miles and the engine mounts have surface rust already!
- It appears to have front fog lights, I don't know why because this thing is scary enough to drive in daylight and good driving conditions. I wouldn't dare risk my life in some foggy weather.

On to the interior:

- Central locking, although when you lock it you turn round thinking someone has just crashed into it because it makes such a noise.
- Noise intrusion is horrendous.
- Two front speakers which are truly crap. I traveled in silence (well, except for the road noise) rather than put up with the sound quality.
- Copycat Mini dial - but much cheaper looking and no menu showing mpg, range etc.
- Weird whale type air vent which you can't control the direction of facing the windscreen!
- No nice rubber linings in the storage pockets.
- No glovebox lid so you can't hide things.
- No bucket seats.
- Use of painted interior door skins to minimise on the plastic trim (not sure why as the rest of it is plastic so they must have got a good deal on the materials!)
- Electric windows, but you can't control the passenger side without leaning over..not that it's far to reach though.
- THE most plasticky centre console I have ever seen with buttons akin to those small red and yellow kids toy cars.

Oh the list could go on...no doubt I will notice more as the days drag by. I'm coming to the realisation that I might be a car snob. Not based on age obviously, but specification and build quality (and power)...definitely. If ever I needed further inspiration to get the prelude on the road, this is it. Tomorrow night after work I will be straight into the garage searching for that earth fault.

Anyway, I shall conclude my review of the 107 with some pictures for your entertainment. I probably don't need to say it to you Honda mad speed demons, but please never buy one of these. The sooner they discontinue it the better! ;)

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Post by wurlycorner » Mon Jun 03, 2013 7:17 pm

:lol:
Are you challenging Clarkson for his job? :D

I have to say I actually think that's quite clever the way they've hidden the fact it's a 4 door. Plenty have tried to make a 4 door look like a 2dr/coupe, 99% fail but this one does literally make it look like it's just a quarter panel!

Does look cheap, but any worse than the equivalent Ka I wonder??? (not been in one of the current ones, though i can see one out of my window across the street...)

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Post by sarah_h » Mon Jun 03, 2013 7:30 pm

wurlycorner wrote::lol:
Are you challenging Clarkson for his job? :D

I have to say I actually think that's quite clever the way they've hidden the fact it's a 4 door. Plenty have tried to make a 4 door look like a 2dr/coupe, 99% fail but this one does literally make it look like it's just a quarter panel!

Does look cheap, but any worse than the equivalent Ka I wonder??? (not been in one of the current ones, though i can see one out of my window across the street...)
Haha no I'm quite happy with my current job thanks.

Yeah I suppose they've done it quite well really to squeeze that door in, although the handles concealed in the window always look better - civic and giulietta spring to mind. Having said that, if my A3 had this design I'd only have been looking for a new door to sort the repair really which would have been much easier.

Not been in a Ka, but this is part of that alliance I think so the same as the Citroen C1 and Toyota Aygo. I think it's worse because our work hire cars are always class D or better and this is a class A so bit of a step down :|
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