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Post by indigolemon » Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:04 pm

Donald wrote:This weekend I plan on travelling back in time to confirm this.
Again?
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Post by sarah_h » Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:04 pm

lxstuart wrote:Nah, I bet she/he was doing her/his make up in the rear view mirror when it happened.
I hope you aren't referring to me there. Make up goes on before leaving the house. Rear view mirror is for watching all the people I leave at the lights...obviously
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Post by indigolemon » Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:05 pm

sarah_h wrote:Off to bed now, got my alarm set 20 minutes earlier to compensate for my slow transport. I'd have been better with a courtesy donkey or camel. ;)
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Post by Doggo » Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:06 pm

sarah_h wrote: Ok, not sure any of these apply to the 107 in truth though. It doesn't handle, just feels like it wants to guide itself off the road into a tree and it takes effort to keep it on track. Brakes are about as good as those on a bike, but then it isn't much more powerful than one. And engine - it could do wih a proper one. sounds like a wasp is trapped under the bonnet. I think it's a 3 cylinder so that might explain it. It's 0-60 is appalling.
Off to bed now, got my alarm set 20 minutes earlier to compensate for my slow transport. I'd have been better with a courtesy donkey or camel. ;)
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Post by sarah_h » Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:07 pm

Donald wrote:
sarah_h wrote:Ha ha. I don't crash cars people crash into me!!
That's what they all say.

I bet you cut them up.

It was all your fault.

No signalling etc.

This weekend I plan on travelling back in time to confirm this.
How dare you suggest I would cut someone up! I was going straight on hence no signal required until the exit and I hardly got off the line before she sideswiped me. Good luck with your time travel I hope it sets your memory back to the truth. :|
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Post by Doggo » Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:10 pm

^^ If this doesn't work, try Bourbon, Donald.

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Post by lxstuart » Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:25 pm

sarah_h wrote:
lxstuart wrote:Nah, I bet she/he was doing her/his make up in the rear view mirror when it happened.
I hope you aren't referring to me there. Make up goes on before leaving the house. Rear view mirror is for watching all the people I leave at the lights...obviously
In a 107?

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Post by wurlycorner » Tue Jun 04, 2013 12:43 am

Don't mind Donald, sarah (he won't mind you, or anyone else! lol)

Donald = massive wind up merchant :D

Just get your own back next time he posts up about fences or parking permits... ;) :lol:

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Post by sarah_h » Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:54 am

lxstuart wrote:
sarah_h wrote:
lxstuart wrote:Nah, I bet she/he was doing her/his make up in the rear view mirror when it happened.
I hope you aren't referring to me there. Make up goes on before leaving the house. Rear view mirror is for watching all the people I leave at the lights...obviously
In a 107?

Whatev.
No it isn't possible in a 107 unfortunately. :)
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Post by wurlycorner » Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:41 am

sarah_h wrote: No it isn't possible in a 107 unfortunately. :)
What isn't? Make up, or....


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