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Post by mercutio » Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:31 pm

sarah_h wrote:
lxstuart wrote:Maybe you should ask a man to help you :idea:
Where might I find one of those then? Possibly not on lude generation.... :o ;)
no we are all ten year old boys most of the time :lol:

seriously though I am sure people close to you will be happy to help you
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Post by sarah_h » Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:38 pm

Dad/brother/work colleague....
Dad and brother not into cars and I'd struggle to make them spend five minutes in the garage. Plus I wouldn't want to let them loose with tools. My experience of work colleagues is what landed me in the mess of having the car not back together properly. Not going down that road again!
I'm guessing no boyfriend


You guessed wrong, he is a fireman though so the delicate touch of refitting 18 year old brittle plastic trims/lights without breaking them is lacking. Plus he thinks its boring so I am supposed to work on it when he is busy!

I'll get there in the end don't worry, and it'll be much more satisfying having done it myself too :D
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Post by mercutio » Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:39 pm

good on you 8-)
bristol_bb4 wrote:ahhh a 5th gen, i love 5th gens :D :lol:
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Post by wurlycorner » Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:48 pm

Could someone help then by starting lots of fires round your way?

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Post by lxstuart » Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:52 pm

wurlycorner wrote:Could someone help then by starting lots of fires round your way?
I think I could help there, or to make things a bit safer I could put children in trees.


Or is it cats......
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Post by lxstuart » Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:54 pm

sarah_h wrote:You guessed wrong, he is a fireman though
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Howzit37 wrote:lxstuart thinks Lewd Lude Lover has a pretty mouth and becomes particularly messy when there are sleeping women in nearby tents, also...having administered so much chloroform and rohypnol in the past, he now smells like a date rape kit enveloped in shame...and as a finale, he masterbates, A LOT, probably while wrapped in some "kinky" barbed wire.
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Post by sarah_h » Wed Jun 05, 2013 10:02 pm

lxstuart wrote:
sarah_h wrote:You guessed wrong, he is a fireman though
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Who the hell is that?!
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Post by mercutio » Wed Jun 05, 2013 10:07 pm

that's from Stuarts private stash of pics :lol:
bristol_bb4 wrote:ahhh a 5th gen, i love 5th gens :D :lol:
Dino wrote:I loves the 5th gen really.... just dont quote me on it... ;)
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Post by lxstuart » Wed Jun 05, 2013 10:13 pm

Google images, "sarah's fireman boyfriend"
Howzit37 wrote:lxstuart thinks Lewd Lude Lover has a pretty mouth and becomes particularly messy when there are sleeping women in nearby tents, also...having administered so much chloroform and rohypnol in the past, he now smells like a date rape kit enveloped in shame...and as a finale, he masterbates, A LOT, probably while wrapped in some "kinky" barbed wire.
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Post by sarah_h » Wed Jun 05, 2013 10:15 pm

lxstuart wrote:Google images, "sarah's fireman boyfriend"
Very funny...not very accurate though!
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