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Post by mercutio » Tue Jun 17, 2014 5:52 pm

prelude91 wrote:Top ho, Donald. What other 'services' do you offer, exactly.
have you met him :lol: he might struggle to open your jam jars for you but could work out exactly where to put a fulcrum to do it. :lol:

(and looks like he would rid your area of toddlers under dubious circumstances) :lol: :lol:
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Post by Donald » Tue Jun 17, 2014 6:51 pm

:lol: size has no correlation with strength and I feel I've more than proved that in my time, let alone the majority of the natural world defying the human obsession with size = strength, but point taken.

I do object to being compared to a certain couple though!

Services, I'm sure more than a few people have a job title for me :lol:

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Post by paul72 » Tue Jun 17, 2014 6:55 pm

Another thread hi jacked and off subject , how does this happen :lol: :lol: :lol:
if it aint broken your not driving it hard enough

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Post by Donald » Tue Jun 17, 2014 6:55 pm

You made a topic in general chat. What did you think would happen?!

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Post by lxstuart » Tue Jun 17, 2014 6:56 pm

We normally blame it on the furby.
Howzit37 wrote:lxstuart thinks Lewd Lude Lover has a pretty mouth and becomes particularly messy when there are sleeping women in nearby tents, also...having administered so much chloroform and rohypnol in the past, he now smells like a date rape kit enveloped in shame...and as a finale, he masterbates, A LOT, probably while wrapped in some "kinky" barbed wire.
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Post by nitin_s1 » Tue Jun 17, 2014 6:58 pm

At least I know who the Furby is :mrgreen: :hurr:

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Post by Donald » Tue Jun 17, 2014 7:02 pm

Nitin your fleshlight doesn't count.

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Post by lxstuart » Tue Jun 17, 2014 7:07 pm

Fun Fact.


Apparently......fleshlights are no longer torches.
Howzit37 wrote:lxstuart thinks Lewd Lude Lover has a pretty mouth and becomes particularly messy when there are sleeping women in nearby tents, also...having administered so much chloroform and rohypnol in the past, he now smells like a date rape kit enveloped in shame...and as a finale, he masterbates, A LOT, probably while wrapped in some "kinky" barbed wire.
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Post by wurlycorner » Tue Jun 17, 2014 10:07 pm

Furby has been MIA for quite some time.

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Post by paul72 » Tue Jun 17, 2014 10:53 pm

Whos furby :?
if it aint broken your not driving it hard enough

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