Righto, so (for any that are interested) just to update this with details of the car that Indigo
made me buy...
I didn't get any pics of it when I arrived, but basically it had spent 13 years parked up in the corner of a drive slowly being overtaken by the surrounding hedge... The seller said they couldn't even get the car to turn over despite putting a new battery on it. I had it running within 15 mins of arriving (and only about 5 seconds of cranking with the ignition actually on) and idled nicely straight away
Next thing was to close the hydraulic bleed screw I'd opened and charge the hydraulic system

Charged and rose ok, no leaks

so then shunted it back and forth to try and free the pads off the discs - result!
Then moved it out from the hedge and the steering went hard and the suspension dropped at the back

LHM reservoir empty - needed just over 2Litres of LHM and a system bleed to clear the air lock and we were away again.
One tyre was popped off the rim and I couldn't get it to go back on, but the good thing about a hydraulic citroen is that doesn't matter - it will still drive flat and level so no problems loading up
On my way
Stopped off at some services to meet up with vtecmec and hand over an alternator for his beast. Fail to me for driving the wrong way into the Maccy D's one way car park system
That all important "2" on the end of the badge that I didn't already have
Ready to be unloaded
When I first saw it, I thought it had the wrong exhaust on it - Turbo's should be twin pipe...
Ah, that will explain it

Rusted and fallen off
So what of the rest of it? Well a mixed bag really. It's all there (and bits that have fallen off are in the boot) and it's all straight.
It has the cleanest inner arches of any car I've ever bought

And this side at least (that normally rots at the front, beside the battery) isn't!

Same isn't true of the other side;
There are no hydraulic leaks (tempting fate) and it all runs fine.

You can see it was nicely entagled in the undergrowth and had been sat on its rear passenger disc inner dust cover
Interior though is bloody amazing condition!

Not a split or a crack anywhere

Note more about the hedge growth into the doors

)

The door trims even have the original protective covers from manufacture on them
As well as the usual bootlid and bonnet, the bottom of the doors are rotten as well, as ususal

And the front of the front passenger door

Drivers door has obviously had a repair before - that's not the original seam sealer

Last one, yep also rotten...
Oh, if the warning light is to be believed it also has no oil pressure

There's oil dripping out of the rocker shaft ok when it's running though, so that must be talking bollocks.

I've bought a new one (£7 delivered

) so I'll stick that on and see what happens.
Aside from that, I need to get underneath and see what the front floors, inner sills and rear bumper bar are like, that will determine if it's a breaker or not. I'd like not to (I like the colour and want to keep with having all 3 variants of the model

)but we'll see. If not, the price I paid is WELL WELL worth it for that proper 80's pimp style leather interior, in that condition (let alone the rest of the spares it could give up).