car 4 sale

hondansxr · Post by **hondansxr** » Sun Mar 20, 2016 6:06 pm

a real world car for sale advert...
for sale my piece of crap 18 year old Honda prelude 2.2 automatic with 105 ooo miles brought it off an OLDE lady who brought it of another lady some years back the two lady owners between them have lost the keys so new ones were required |( has 2 red keys ) rare.... virtually every panel has a dent or a scratch or rust on it ....drivers door looks like it was hit by a rhino whilst on safari all the alloys have kerbing scratches flaking paint etc tyres are good tho..
passed it mot with no advisors (I KNOW THE MOT TESTER GAVE HIM A DRINK ... )
drives superb no vtec issues electric window is slow on drivers side central locking remote don't work starts every time first time ...with a jump pack..... you will def be disappointed
apart from faults mentioned........." I T S M I N T "
NO OFFERS

Post by **JEBB4** » Sun Mar 20, 2016 8:17 pm

I'll take 2 please sir

Post by **4thgenphil** » Sun Mar 20, 2016 11:23 pm

My budget is £3.56

lxstuart · Post by **lxstuart** » Sun Mar 20, 2016 11:50 pm

Will there be any loose change to be found under the seats?

preludemanh22 · Post by **preludemanh22** » Mon Mar 21, 2016 9:28 am

its a joke mate people and there half hearted adverts and they cant even be bothered to clean it

hondansxr · Post by **hondansxr** » Wed Mar 23, 2016 7:53 pm

But the best thing is THEY put "no time wasters" and THEY are the time wasters
going to look at a 2.2 Friday supp to be immaculate

preludemanh22 · Post by **preludemanh22** » Wed Mar 23, 2016 10:29 pm

Immaculate is a big word

mercutio · Post by **mercutio** » Wed Mar 23, 2016 10:39 pm

yeah at least 3 syllables

hondansxr · Post by **hondansxr** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 6:04 pm

well it was clean.....
air con not working " could be a fuse"
cruise not working "could be a fuse"
4ws light on " its a gimmick that 4ws anyway isn't it"
cambelt not changed in 12 yrs " but its only done 34000 miles and its a Honda "
all the sellers replies

89 UKDM BA4 4WS (resto job!) · Post by **wurlycorner** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:47 pm

Well, those things can probably be easily fixed, but great for bargaining the price down if the rest of the car is good