IMO if you're seriously considering a 5 door hatchback, never mind the Type R badge sales tactic, you need your eyes checked. Cramming an extra two doors in ruins the aesthetic of a hatchback.
Buying any 'performance' version car with family baggage taken into consideration is the day you should book an appointment with your local genital doctor. You buy a performance car to spank yourself, not drive around like any other car out there because you have your wife and kids with you. Sure you may get a solo blast every now and then but you'll wish you had the full version.
I would go as far as saying buying any hatchback in 2014 is a mistake. Hatchbacks died in 2001. With the size of them now what's the point. If you really need to consider boot space as a vital requirement buy a bloody Berlingo or something.
Whole milk is for the big boys. Skimmed milk is for those that don't care or can't be trusted with whole milk. Semi-skimmed is for those that want whole milk but are either too wet or have a skimmed milk drinker nagging in their ear whilst simultaneously shortening the chain.
And that's what I think of the new Civic Type R.
