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by paul bristol uk » Sun Aug 24, 2014 12:46 am
Do not talk about sore arses. I had a rectal examination last week and the Doc said "What a Whopper" I thought he meant my penis but he was talking about my postate

Then the really fun bit sticking a flexible tube with a camera up my penis and into my bladder

This may sting a bit says Doc . Jesus Christ if that was stinging I don't know his idea of pain! Still I have some nice tablets to shrink my postate that will either make my hair grow or fall out.Another side effect is I may grow man boobs. Just the CT scan this week on my Kidneys and if that OK I am still here to haunt you for a bit

I have kleptomania,
But when it gets bad,
I take something for it.