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Supercharged 無限MUGEN BB1 Profile · Post by **nucleustylzlude** » Tue Sep 16, 2014 2:55 pm

Classic thread, I remember why I'm not on here much nowadays because its 5% cars and 95% jibberish.

Oh, and I have one question:

James @lewd lude lover, where did the metrosexual man touch you? I feel you may have some pent up feelings about the situation. You can speak to us, you are among MEN!

Post by **lewd lude lover** » Tue Sep 16, 2014 4:29 pm

well it would seem that I might be amongs a few men but there are a few questionables

Its funny you should say that as its exactly the opposite for me. 95% cars and only 5% actual chat/social. I have nothing to say on the prelude any more but for the occasional advice to a noob so it gets quiet real fast when its only three posts about a torsion bar and one on race pads and disc combos.

You know that your lude will never get finished if you dont log on atleast once a week......

Post by **Donald** » Tue Sep 16, 2014 5:21 pm

Well I thought LLL was very polite.

89 UKDM BA4 4WS (resto job!) · Post by **wurlycorner** » Tue Sep 16, 2014 5:28 pm

So you're admitting that it never happened then...

Post by **Donald** » Tue Sep 16, 2014 5:28 pm

No, I'm just not dumb

89 UKDM BA4 4WS (resto job!) · Post by **wurlycorner** » Tue Sep 16, 2014 5:30 pm

Post by **lewd lude lover** » Tue Sep 16, 2014 7:16 pm

wurlycorner wrote:So you're admitting that it never happened then...

getting touched by a metroman? my mate wayne falls square into aging-metro and i shook his *hand yesterday

mercutio · Post by **mercutio** » Tue Sep 16, 2014 8:16 pm

lewd lude lover wrote:
wurlycorner wrote:So you're admitting that it never happened then...
getting touched by a metroman? my mate wayne falls square into aging-metro and i shook his *hand yesterday

was it limp

becca · Post by **becca** » Tue Sep 16, 2014 9:45 pm

I can't really weigh in on 'clubbing' as I've only ever been to 3 clubs in my life and every single one was an awful experience that I would rather not have to go through again, one of which involved one of the described boys...

But.

From the viewpoint of a (one, just me) female on what is appealing to women (woman, me (girl)).

Moisturiser: Yes. But only one brand, for hands AND face. Particularly if you work in a manual labour environment. Sandpaper hands aren't good.

Fake tan: Please, no. Just no.

Facial hair grooming: That monobrow? Yes, absolutely. Brow shaping? No. Beards? Whatever works.

Make up, tints, hair dye: Going grey? Yeah ok, whatever makes you happy. Anything else. NO.

Tight jeans: Only if you're secretly female.

Vests: Are you at a gym? No? Then no. Please don't.

Piercings: Subtle, yes. Sparkly, no.

Body hair: This makes you a man, remove it and your manhood comes off with it. Trimming is acceptable.

Plastic surgery: Reconstructive, yes. Anything else. NO.

Bags: Suitcase, briefcase, rucksack, laptop bag, camera gear etc. Yes. Handbags. No.

I can only determine from this that those kinds of boys are trying to appeal to similarly dressed and preened boys, rather than females.

Post by **Donald** » Tue Sep 16, 2014 9:56 pm

Some of those bags are incredibly well made, as in, they are made for a man. Not just an XL sized women's bag in 10,000 shades of black. Someone thought about it.