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Post by wurlycorner » Sun Sep 18, 2016 8:42 pm

Meant to be the masters of stylish automobiles.

So, that said then....

Explain this?

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Post by wurlycorner » Sun Sep 18, 2016 8:46 pm

Some other things I have learned about them this evening

1. You have to be incredibly thin if you work in an office block:
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2. In amongst a celebration of all things marble:
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They like to ensure that they remain anatomically correct:Image

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Post by bluejackhustler » Sun Sep 18, 2016 8:52 pm

Wait until you've ridden an Italian motorcycle,
Incredible, but ridiculously unreliable.
And if you can't ride it fast because you're frightened that it may fall apart then what's the point?

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Post by RattyMcClelland » Sun Sep 18, 2016 9:01 pm

It's a fiat ducato Van. They are never good looking.
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Post by ek9sid » Sun Sep 18, 2016 9:15 pm

What you on about?! That's beautiful...just let me put on my glasses for a better look :puke:

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Post by NafemanNathan » Sun Sep 18, 2016 9:25 pm

wurlycorner wrote:Meant to be the masters of stylish automobiles.

So, that said then....

Explain this?

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:?

:nono:

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Post by damon » Sun Sep 18, 2016 9:56 pm

GAy

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Post by wurlycorner » Tue Sep 20, 2016 11:01 am

A few more motoring related points of note from the napoli area.
They don't drive Alfa's. Seriously, I have seen more Citroen C5s than Alfa's)
They buy Pandas, not 500's.
Hyundai's and ice cream apparently go well together:
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Electric mopeds are popular but an absolute menace - can't hear the damn things zoom up behind you in the pedestrian areas.
Hybrid cars, are not a big thing (only seen my first one today - which was an insight, so at least they have taste in which ones they buy ;) )

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Post by indigolemon » Tue Sep 20, 2016 11:33 am

I've just spent two weeks on Sardinia. Over there, the Max Power car scene is alive and well. Stopped at a wee coastal village called Torre Grande and the whole front was taken up with crap like this:

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