Nathan's Road-Legal/Track BB4

[wurlycorner]

(this is where Nafe's secret life of ten horses, five wives, twenty kids AND seven mistresses finally gets exposed...)

[CrunchyAdams82]

I hope so..that would definitely be the highlight of my week.

[NafemanNathan]

(this is where Nafe's secret life of ten horses, five wives, twenty kids AND seven mistresses finally gets exposed...)

Ten horses would be quite handy to keep the grass that I've neglected in the back garden down. Five wives might actually manage to stay on top of all the dust I'm creating from all the internal house modifications. Twenty kids would be cheap labour for building the rear extension and garage, and seven mistresses would be quite nice to be to my every beck and call in the garage once it's built

[wurlycorner]

Do we have a new life plan then?

[NafemanNathan]

I don't know, I think goats would be easier to keep.

[CrunchyAdams82]

I don't know, I think goats would be easier to keep.

What, this sort of thing?



Or did you mean instead of the horses?

[NafemanNathan]

I'm reckoning instead of the kids!!!

[CrunchyAdams82]

Oh, sorry mate..totally got the wrong end of the stick there!

But don't rule out the goat bride just yet..

Let's consider the facts;

- Freshly cut grass all year round
- Never gets a 'headache'
- And all the milk you can drink!

Starting to sound pretty good now, huh?

Just trying to help.

[NafemanNathan]

- Freshly cut grass all year round - But it won't be neat... I like neat.
- Never gets a 'headache' - I'm not Welsh!... I won't want to shag it!!!
- And all the milk you can drink! - Again, I'm not Welsh!... I'm not into that kind of kinky jobby!!!

[wurlycorner]

Careful, you'll upset trammy!

besides, isn't goats milk a bit sour, rather than sweet?