
Heading home from work, tube emerges from the tunnel and a text comes through from Lisa saying she's been trying to ring me because the porka's overheated on the way to the gym

Get home, load the lude up with jobby in the dark, reverse off the drive straight into next doors wheely bin that's been left in the road

Get to the gym and the porka's parked at the bottom of the car park in a drokking massive puddle, with the front up against a hedge facing away from any light (only space left apparently)

Hose has split at the thermostat/water pump and dumped all the coolant. Scrabble around lying on the ground, manage to get it cut it down and refitted ok, followed by 20mins bleeding it, all in the rain. Nice.
I go to drive it home with Lisa following in the lude and notice one of the headlights on the lude is out

Give it a look over when I get home and it isn't the bulb ffs...
Hate cars. Gone from 3 to only 1 roadworthy, in one night!