Knob 'ed Citroen CX Owner

89 UKDM BA4 4WS (resto job!) · Post by **wurlycorner** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 11:33 am

Very rare model (but not as rare as the bullshitter makes out);

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-CITROEN- ... 1c44096091

Looks pretty good, but you can tell it's currently owned by a complete and utter arse;

Peoples mouths drop open when it drifts by slammed on the floor.

I bet they do.
Most people will be looking at you thinking 'why are you driving a car with broken suspension' (as in actually broken, rather than swear filter broken suspension...) or 'why are you ruining a classic car'
Those in the know will be looking at it thinking, 'fantastic way to trash the suspension arm roller bearings (which you can also tell by photo no.2 incidentally) ruin the bump stops and ensure you drive along with no rear brakes, not to mention scrape the drokk out of the bottom of the car'.

What a complete and utter gentleman's sausage.

How does a car like this end up in the hands of such a complete fuckwit?

bennyboy · Post by **bennyboy** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 11:37 am

And why the hell are you still looking at them?!

Also, he has a wheel stuck in his carb.

Post by **NafemanNathan** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:01 pm

bennyboy wrote:Also, he has a wheel stuck in his carb.

I presume previous crash damage

Incidentally, how do these get around mini roundabouts?

89 UKDM BA4 4WS (resto job!) · Post by **wurlycorner** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:02 pm

bennyboy wrote:And why the hell are you still looking at them?!

I always look, whether I have the cash or intention of buying, or not (as is now the case!)

farlow · Post by **farlow** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:25 pm

"None payers will be laser beamed"

Post by **NafemanNathan** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:29 pm

Shame it didn't say will be face palmed

Post by **Donald** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:01 pm

lxstuart · Post by **lxstuart** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 8:07 pm

Why on earth would anybody in their right mind want to drive one of these things.

Post by **Vtecmec** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 9:39 pm

Citroen owners.

Post by **paul bristol uk** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 10:25 pm

lxstuart wrote:Why on earth would anybody in their right mind want to drive one of these things.

Calling me insane? I have had 5 (saloons and estates) Better than crappy preludes when they start(not good on rainy days they go on strike)