Caburys Cream wanks

Post by **paul bristol uk** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 1:56 am

Well its Kraft Foods you have to blame. The very same company that shut the factory in Keynsham and transferred production to Poland buggering up the taste of things proberly to save money.

Post by **lewd lude lover** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 8:49 am

Well you are all wrong of course.....

Kraft have conducted customer taste tests and this combination was decided, by them, to be the best choice. They are telling you, to your face, that you are incorrect in your opinion. So you must be.

Its not a ''cheap' chocolate guys..... Its a ''Standardised coco based product''... get with the lingo eh? Its called 'Cadburys creme egg' NOT ''Cadburys Dairymilk creme egg'' dontyerknow.... What did you expect? A quality product to be served up for only three months of the year? PAH!

And by GOD they have reduced the price!!!! THE PRICE IS CHEAPER! Who cares about the correct ''number'' as it atests to our culture and identification of social norms. Or even the actual 'size' of the product. Or that if you work it all out to the penny its actually more expensive IT LOOKS CHEAPER

So seriously, the septics are here to help, not tear down everything you hold dear and important in your society

Now smile before the Hershy#3 and #8 spysats focus on us

89 UKDM BA4 4WS (resto job!) · Post by **wurlycorner** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 11:31 pm

I had to try one today, to see what all the fuss was about.
I've always liked creme eggs. As soon as you unwrap it, you can tell the chocolate is different. It looked hard and shiny and yes 'cheap'. The 2 halves don't even stick together the same and there were gaps around mine (presumably because it's harder and doesn't melt as well).
So to eat? Again, much harder, more crunchy. The insides do look a different consistency, more 'grainy' (wonder if that's to stop it leaking through the gaps?)
Initially the taste isn't much different, mostly because most of the flavour comes from the fondant in the middle.
The after taste though is gash. Just left my mouth feeling dry.

Overall still edible, but clearly a rip off compared to what went before, so I'll be voting with my pound until they sort this jobby out. kebabs.

Apparently they've also drokked up mini eggs? Is that right???

mercutio · Post by **mercutio** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 11:35 pm

well yes the chocolate is for dogs

Post by **lewd lude lover** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 11:39 pm

kebabs

Glad I'm all drokking healthy now. I'm not missing anything.

Post by **RattyMcClelland** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 11:43 pm

Mini eggs are still perfection. But packets are small.

Post by **NafemanNathan** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 11:46 pm

I've encountered Cream Eggs twice today. Been tempted each time to see how disappointing they are now, yet I resisted both times. It'd be like buying a cinema ticket for Dumb and Dumber 2, when I know it's something I'm really not going to enjoy

Post by **4thgenphil** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:23 am

RattyMcClelland wrote:Mini eggs are still perfection. But packets are small.

try the pebbles

Post by **lewd lude lover** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:05 am

nafeman has it. The missis says to me ''lets buy one to see just how bad they are''

I said NO

dappy cow.

Post by **indigolemon** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 2:41 pm

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/soci ... 5011394367